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Reading time: 4 minutes
I was just casually doing some research for the business when I got a flurry of messages from Jimmy, the last of which read: “And it’s dark”
My first impression was that maybe he just approached an ug1 thinking she was an 8 from behind because it was dark...
Or he was on the verge of killing himself due to the painful dark period he was going through.
I opened up Whatsapp to see this:
In the first ever episode of infield breakdown, Hugzy analyzes an interaction with a shop assistant.
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I pulled her panties up and off her ankles for the umpteenth time…unveiling a white mucousy liquid which covered her tightly slit vag.
She was still a virgin.
A look of disgust overwhelmed my face. But I dived in, hiding my grimace.
At the time, I was still unversed at the art of cunninglingus. I flapped my tongue against her drenched orifice with my eyes tightly shut… trying to not think of the putrid smell and/or taste.
It was gonna be my second ever lay… and I was willing to do anything to not fuck it up.
A happy new year message from Anytime Attraction
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I strapped on the Anytime singlet and adjusted my Sesame Street underwear. It was a fine day Saturday afternoon in Sydney. PERFECT for meeting your next soul mate on streets.
For those who don’t know, when the mercury rises above 20 past the therm-o-meter, girls in Sydney take it as an invitation to fulfill their fantasies by dressing up like hookers.
Some of the things girls wear on a sunny day in Sydney is simply criminal… but no one is complaining.
It is one of the gifts of life.
Jimmy and I had been accustomed to this over the years, on a Saturday afternoon it’s like going to the supermarket for some veges and milk, going to the barber shop for a quick haircut, going to the butchers for a fine piece of meat
In this episode, Anytime Hugzy demostrates how to pick up a VERY confident & alpha girl who gave him all sorts of shit tests.
Reading time: 6 minutes
“Fclosed again”
I was drafting up a message for Jimmy. It had become part of a most joyful routine:
Meet an attractive girl on the streets → enjoy a sexually charged, emotionally connecting date → navigate around the LMR → taste her cum → share the joy with Jimmy via a two word text
It’s wild, it’s exciting, it’s how life’s meant to be…
But that day, I stared at the message for a good 5 minutes and hesitated to press send.